Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Day #5 We are over the hump...this is the downhill slope!

Hi ladies....

This week has been so much fun for Dawn and I...we have had alot of giggles along the way...and thank goodness cause what would life be without laughter? We typically are a couple of goofballs so I thought today when researching for this question, I would pick a question that tickled me when I read it...lol! It may be just me but this question definately made me giggle! Here we go...

What's the best way to remove excess chalk on a project?

A. baby wipe
B. rub it
C. "Blow" it off!

I know it is simple, nothing to make you think so I think I will ask that instead of answering the question, which we all know the answer to...I will ask that you comment with a joke or something that you find funny! There is nothing better than making your friends smile!

Thanks for joining our fun and bringing us smiles...keep the comments coming and wish you the best of luck in our prize drawings!


  1. okey, i encountered this joke before, but i couldent remember when lol!


    a prof asked a Question to one of his students

    he said: What's the main difference between intelligence and ignorance?

    the student answered really quick:

    "umn, I don't know and I don't care?" lol!

    okey i find it funny though hehe have a great day everyone! :)

  2. okey i spelled couldnt wrong lol! now thats funny.. haha

  3. Mom says to her daughter: " Jennie you have your boot on the wrong foot!
    Little Jennie replies, "Mommy, I didn't know I had a wrong foot".

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  5. Make the world your playground.
    Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps.
    If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
    When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
    Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
    Nap often.
    When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
    Life is hard, and then you nap.
    Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
    Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them, and play with them when they're busy.
    Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
    Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
    Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".

  6. LOL! and that is why I don't have a Cat CrystalBee. Too Funny!

  7. I am horrible at jokes...I always say the punch line before I finish the joke sooo....

    This past weekend we baptized my 2 month old, Andrew. I asked my 2 year old, Joshua if Andrew looked cute (outfit is a family heirloom, it is a dress). Joshua said "Thats not Andrew, thats a girl!"

    The whole church was laughing...it was just so cute.

  8. Girls night out
    Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

    The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'


  9. Son - "Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?"

    Dad - "Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential."


  10. LMBO @ Lena! That's too funny!

    Okay, reading Facebook status' yesterday a friend posted that her underwire had started poking out of her bra during work that day. One of her 4 year olds sat in her lap (she is in a wheelchair) during story time and told her "Ms. Emily, you have pointy boobs!"

  11. Just look at me and you will. Laugh cause I am so Ugly.... You ask how ugly? Ugley enough the cat covers me up every time she sees me.... LOL LOL LOL And my name is Butt Butt what? Butt Fugly.....

  12. If a Tree Falls... Q: If a tree falls onto a scrapbook in the forest, and there's nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound? A: It all depends. Is the tree made of acid-free bark? Are the leaves made of lignin? What's the pH level of the tree?

    "This is not cat hair around my house; it is a creative use of fiber."

  13. Crap! I used up my funny story on the next challenge! Argh, what to do?

    Okay, here we go. A chicken and an egg are lying in bed next to each other. The chicken is smoking a cigarette. He turns to the egg and says, "I guess we settled that question."

    Get it?

    Life's a beach. Scrapbook it.

  14. so i got this text message the other day and it said:
    I tried to send you something cute in the mail, but the mailman told me to get the stamp off my butt and get out of the mailbox.